Prank screens

Fake update and crash screens that look real. Open one on a friend's computer, press F for full screen, and walk away.

Blue Update Screen

The classic blue "Working on updates" screen with spinning dots and a slow percentage.

Dark Update Screen

The newer black update screen. "This will take a while." It really will.

Progress Bar Update

A minimal installer with a progress bar and a time estimate that never quite runs out.

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Crash Screen

"Your device ran into a problem." A blue error screen with a sad face and a stop code.

How to pull off the prank

  1. Open a prank screen on their computer and press F (or the Full screen button in the corner).
  2. Leave the mouse alone. After a couple of seconds the button and the cursor disappear.
  3. The percentage keeps creeping up on its own, and sometimes gets stuck, just like a real update. Secret controls: ↑ and ↓ nudge the percentage up or down.
  4. To end it, press Esc. Nothing was actually installed or changed.

These are just web pages: they can't update, harm or control a computer. Please only prank people who'll laugh about it.